Skinny Love
There’s another epidemic sweeping the charts. A ginormous tsunami of collective weight loss has splashed […]
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Dear Mr. Person Who Represents a Developer
Dear Mr. Person Who Represents a Developer, You already know my name because one of […]
Attack of the Killer Tattoos
Now I know I’m going to piss off the majority of my friends. But I’m […]
I Was A Pre-Teen Wrestling Fan
I must’ve been 8 years old. And I was the only one left in my […]
My First Name Is Fictional
Normally, you’d flip through a book of baby names. But not my parents. My parents […]
The Magic That Was Voice Acting
It was almost 10 years to the day, I took my first steps into another […]
So Many Albums, So Little People Listening to Them
Hi. My name is Travis Roig. You definitely don’t know me. I rarely perform on […]
OJ Simpson 2, Cancer 1
June 12, 1994. I was 14 years old and just finished my first year of […]
Miami Needs An Intervention
This is a transcription of the intervention certain cities brought against Miami. Dr. Chowders is […]
Cruise Life – Ten Rules to Live by on a Cruise
I can already hear the groans. But I just came off a four night cruise […]