Men In Trust Won’t Die In the City, Crush Miami, Pledge Return
Good time for “Men I Trust” to be in Miami. Season’s changing. Summer’s over. Hurricane […]
Because Miami
Hurricane Dorian Gray Checklist
Hurricane Dorian checklist time. Most residents scurried from the supermarket to the Home Depot to […]
This Hurricane Dorian Update Is Sponsored by Publix, Home Depot & ExxonMobil
Welcome back to Day 5 of our continuing coverage on Hurricane Dorian. This looks to […]
A Picture of Hurricane Dorian Gray
Respecting Hurricane Dorian, the following is an excerpt from Reduce Heat Continue To Boil featuring […]
Come Sail Away – On a Miami Party Sailboat
I get e-mails from time to time advertising special deals. Go eat at this restaurant […]
Why Is Miami Such an Awful Place for African-American Women to Date?
You would think that the self-proclaimed “Magic City” would be the ideal place to have […]
Wynwood Rant
I don’t know bro, highkey — Wynwood is like Kendall’s backyard fucked Lincoln Road and […]
#Because Miami: Making Friends is Fuc*ing Hard
Moving to Miami is difficult. You hear it a lot. It’s expensive. The traffic. The […]
Miami Seaweed Only Looks Nasty – Everything You Need To Know About the Sargasso Invasion
Eva Paulus is our resident Marine Biologist. This is a column we call “Eva explains […]
Beware the Coconut
My father takes great satisfaction in the coconuts he harvests. He brought one to my […]
The Curious Case of the Maria Gonzalez Portfolio
In higher education on average only 25% of incoming Freshmen graduate. It’s called retention in […]
An Idiot’s Guide To Miami
Welcome to Miami. You’ve entered one of the most bizarre, multicultural, misunderstood, beautiful, fastest-growing, yet […]
Nobody Jumps Off South Pointe Pier Any More
We used to jump off the pier at the south point of Miami Beach. Some […]
Democratic Debate in Miami Forecasts Trump Victory in Florida
At the Democratic debate there was a lack of energy on the streets from liberal […]
Democratic Debate Ticket Process Not Democratic
Good luck finding a democratic debate ticket in Miami. We live four blocks from the […]
Alligator Appears in Salt Water Feet Away from Shore of Trendy Miami Edgewater Neighborhood
Tuesday morning around 8 a.m. a pretty large alligator was spotted in the water directly […]
Climate Change and Miami. How Can You Not Feel these Effects? We’re Literally Melting
Eva Paulus is our resident Marine Biologist. Today’s issue is Climate Change in Miami. We […]
Who’s Hacking Jitney Books?
Jitney Books has its own Wile E. Coyote. Or is it our own Road Runner? […]
Air and Sea Show Helps Miami Re-imagine Memorial Day Weekend
Saturday, 2.p.m. Downtown Miami. The Miami Air and Sea Show already started. It seemed too […]
Air & Sea Show at Miami Beach Says “Make War Not Love” Memorial Day Weekend
Memorial Day was originally intended to remember and honor those who died while serving in […]