Would You Rather Ride a Jet Ski OR Mermaid?
Riding a Jet Ski Damn. Jet skis are so much fun. This is one of […]
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Visiting the Dade County Youth Fair in Middle Age
The psychologist Erik Erikson divides our life span into eight different developmental stages. While it […]
New Driving Rules & Regulations Going into Effect in Miami-Dade on April 1
This is just a friendly reminder to all drivers in Miami-Dade County about the new […]
Ultra Music Festival 2019 Is Epic Fail & Here’s What To Expect & Why It All Went Wrong
If you’re going to the Ultra Music Festival, and stay to the end, be prepared […]
Did You Know Jeff Bezos Grew Up In Miami? And His Adopted Dad is a Cuban Refugee
Jeff Bezos went to high school in Miami. It’s 100% true. He graduated valedictorian of […]
LMAO ULTRA Music Festival Meditations
The Ultra Music Festival is dirty, with paper and plastic spewed throughout the grounds — […]
An Idiot’s Guide To Miami (Spring Break and Miami Music Week Edition)
It’s Miami Music Week. Congratulations. You’ve entered one of the most bizarre, multicultural, misunderstood, beautiful, […]
Jury Doody – Dispatch from a Miami-Dade Courtroom
There are worse pieces of mail to receive than a summons for jury duty. An […]
Is Spring Break Really Out Of Control?
Spring Break Miami Beach. Have you heard the stories? A girl falls out of a […]
6 Worst Sunburns To Avoid on Miami Beach
You don’t want a Miami sunburn. Sunburns and Miami Beach are no joke. Sometimes the […]
In Honor of Women’s History Month: Jitney’s Top 5 Influential Miami Women
Many women in Miami’s history have transformed this metropolitan area into the Magic City that […]
Mike’s at the Venetia is Turning 30 – Well, Goddamn!
There are historic bars in Miami, most of which are no longer here, like Tobacco […]
UM Students Alec Castillo and Kevin Fernandez Stir Pot with Animated Antic “Helter-Skelter”
Alec Castillo and Kevin Fernandez are two UM students on the comedic rise. The Miami […]
Why Is It So Hard to Get Sh*t Done in Miami?
We love Miami, obviously. This city is our muse, our light and fire, a beacon […]
Miami Photo Etiquette
I’m of the age that I remember when taking a photograph was a big deal. […]
The Importance of Miami Being Earnest
Today, Miami approaches a unique place in its 123 year history. We stand at a […]
On Becoming a Hialeah Cat Lady
Here in Hialeah, spring has arrived. Up north, where you’re from, they are still buried […]
Frost Science Museum or Pérez Art (PAMM): Which Is Better To Find Your Valentine?
The Frost Science Museum and the Pérez Art Museum Miami (PAMM) are arguably two of Miami’s most […]
Florida Man Earns PhD in Mass Media in Noble Attempt at Redemption for Florida Man
Florida Man is on a mission. Turns out Florida Man consumes a lot of media […]
Just Another Trip to a Miami Mall
A psychotherapist would probably blame it on being dragged to Dadeland too many times as […]