An Idiot’s Guide To Miami
Welcome to Miami. You’ve entered one of the most bizarre, multicultural, misunderstood, beautiful, fastest-growing, yet […]
Because Miami
Nobody Jumps Off South Pointe Pier Any More
We used to jump off the pier at the south point of Miami Beach. Some […]
Democratic Debate in Miami Forecasts Trump Victory in Florida
At the Democratic debate there was a lack of energy on the streets from liberal […]
Democratic Debate Ticket Process Not Democratic
Good luck finding a democratic debate ticket in Miami. We live four blocks from the […]
Alligator Appears in Salt Water Feet Away from Shore of Trendy Miami Edgewater Neighborhood
Tuesday morning around 8 a.m. a pretty large alligator was spotted in the water directly […]
Climate Change and Miami. How Can You Not Feel these Effects? We’re Literally Melting
Eva Paulus is our resident Marine Biologist. Today’s issue is Climate Change in Miami. We […]
Who’s Hacking Jitney Books?
Jitney Books has its own Wile E. Coyote. Or is it our own Road Runner? […]
Air and Sea Show Helps Miami Re-imagine Memorial Day Weekend
Saturday, 2.p.m. Downtown Miami. The Miami Air and Sea Show already started. It seemed too […]
Air & Sea Show at Miami Beach Says “Make War Not Love” Memorial Day Weekend
Memorial Day was originally intended to remember and honor those who died while serving in […]
Coconut Grove Playhouse Must Be Saved
The Coconut Grove Playhouse revitalization project is in serious jeopardy of dying after City of […]
Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Comes to Miami for Candid and Surprisingly Woke Conference
The first Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue was published in 1964. It is credited with legitimizing […]
Invasive Species
One of the most magical moments of living in South Florida involves hearing the chirping […]
Don’t Eat the Surinam Cherries!
I’m not as familiar with the flora in these parts as native South Floridians, but […]
Wynwood Yard Will Be Missed
Wynwood Yard is locking their gate. Forever. Like now. It’s over. After 3 1/2 years, […]
Catch and Release, the Sport of Dating in Miami
I was not ready for the culture shock when moving here 15 years ago. Even […]
Words & Wine Is a Huge Piece of Miami’s Counterculture History’s Last Ten Years
We first wrote about Words & Wine in 2011 for the Miami New Times. The […]
Would You Rather Ride a Jet Ski OR Mermaid?
Riding a Jet Ski Damn. Jet skis are so much fun. This is one of […]
Visiting the Dade County Youth Fair in Middle Age
The psychologist Erik Erikson divides our life span into eight different developmental stages. While it […]
New Driving Rules & Regulations Going into Effect in Miami-Dade on April 1
This is just a friendly reminder to all drivers in Miami-Dade County about the new […]
Ultra Music Festival 2019 Is Epic Fail & Here’s What To Expect & Why It All Went Wrong
If you’re going to the Ultra Music Festival, and stay to the end, be prepared […]