Bored at Home – A Quarantine Induced Flashback

The Virus Generation has begun. These are tough and wild times to be alive. Our current global situation makes WW1 and WW2 a mere footnote. It is the Age of Drugs not Hugs. Did somebody cough? Please stay Joey Ramone distance away from me. 

My cousin recently called from Long Island and spent an hour comparing Trump to Hitler. “He’s worse than Hitler!” she exclaimed…which triggered a bunch of weird memories.

Summer 2005 was my first time being abducted by aliens.  The Gray Aliens had taken me inside their spaceship and I saw something terrible. Upon returning to earth,  I found myself homeless and addicted to heroin.  I spent days walking through crowded areas in Manhattan reading Adolf Hitler’s Mein Kampf, which those gray aliens had left on the doorstep of my Brooklyn squat (Bat Cave) as a gift. I was certain that the CIA was following me. 

You see, I’m an expert on alien abductions, Secret Societies, Illuminati theories and how that relates to our current attack from the Invisible Demons. But I can’t talk about that stuff here. All I can tell you is this quarantine has made me realize that I’ve made mistakes in my life.

For example, the six month drug-induced mission from London to Poland in 2004. My quest was to discover the  “Amfetamina Cookbook” which Polish chemists used during WW2 to make Hitler’s chocolate covered SPEED treats (Does President Trump also have chemists giving him amphetamines?). 

I hitchhiked across Germany on the Autobahn and eventually found what I was looking for in Krakow, Poland. Hans (pictured above) and Wukaash would blare Aphex Twin while they cooked up the famous Polish Speed using a wood burning oven inside the mountain-top cabin. I ate a handful of them (like Sno Caps) all day every day, spending the next few months chopping wood and playing chess in the beautiful hills of Krakow. Sometimes I’d go down to the castle where the dragon lived near the river.