Happy Dead President’s Day

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Our president rewards bigotry and ridicules anyone and everyone that doesn’t bow before him. Not feeling Presidents Day this year. Instead, in honor of Donald J. Trump, this year on Presidents Day, I’ll be jamming the song Bullet by the Misfits. Great punk song. A classic for sure. Check out some of the lyrics…

Texas is an outrage when your husband is dead/
Texas is an outrage when they pick up his head/
Texas is the reason that the president’s dead/
You gotta suck, suck, Jackie suck/
My cum be your life source/
And the only way to get it/
Is to suck or f-ck/
Or be poor and devoid/
And masturbate me, masturbate me/
Then slurp it from your palm

In case you mistakenly assume the Misfits are an obscure punk band that died with punk 33 years ago, think again. In 2019, the Misfits sold out Madison Square Garden and the Los Angeles Forum — in less than one hour each. If they can write such a brutal song about one of the greatest presidents ever, John F. Kennedy, what would they say about one of the shallowest, most divisive presidents ever? And suck, Jackie suck? About the beloved Jacqueline Onassis? How would the abhorred Melania fare?  I’d love to hear it.

Happy Presidents Day!

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Joey Maya

Joey Maya is the author of The Drummer of Miami Beach: The Story of Joey Wrecked.