The Frost Science Museum and the Pérez Art Museum Miami (PAMM) are arguably two of Miami’s most treasured gems. Unless you’re into clubs, yuck — is there a better place to find your Valentine? You know that special someone will be cultured and beautiful, inside and out.
But which locale is better?
Pérez Art Museum Miami (PAMM)
PAMM’s back deck is right on the water and arguably one of the more romantic spots in the city, especially around dusk. Plus, they have those swings. How romantic are those swings? If you don’t meet that special someone you can at least take a selfie and use it as your profile pic on Tinder or Bumble. But if you do meet someone, what a wonderful place to have a first glance, take that first selfie, and who knows, hold hands.
The people you would meet at the PAMM are undoubtedly some of the most fashionable in the city. We’re talking grade “A” style and fashion and swag through the roof. With swag comes beauty. But with beauty comes a dab of pretentiousness. Probably worth the risk.
This is so random and completely hard to explain but for some reason the people are taller at the PAMM, if that matters.
Hey, you can’t spell heart without art!
Frost Science Museum: The Big Bang Theory!
The people at the Frost Science Museum might not be the most fashionable. They might dress a tad drab, but they will likely be more down to earth, more human in some ways. Sure, a nerd is a nerd, but nerds are sexy AF. You can trust a nerd. You can love a nerd. We do!
At the Frost Science Museum, the views on the top two floors are ridiculous. Probably the best in the city. Certainly frame-able.
The exhibits at the Frost Science Museum are ironically less cerebral. There’s less of a chance of coming off as try hard at Frost Science.
It’s literally science. There’s not much to interpret nor are there mixed messages. It’s science and there is security in objective truth. Also, the aquariums are amazing. Plus there’s the planetarium.
The Frost Science Museum is almost cheating because they have so much diversity in its collection. But if forced to choose this nerd would probably say the Frost Science Museum is a better place to meet your Valentine, but it would be almost too close to call.
Luckily, they are right next to each other so take your philistine butt down to Museum Park and see for yourself. Maybe you’ll get lucky.
It’s Miami. We stay up all night to get lucky.